Slapping Bears & Ponies In The Mt. Rogers NRA

Well, I know everyone has been on the edge of their seats for my blog on my trip to Mount Rogers NRA (National Recreation Area). 

There have been technical difficulties the last few days. The Lummox didn't want me to tell you how I carried him on this trip, how I ran off a bear and whooped a "stallion" pony! I also did what a Hiking Machine does...CRUSH TRAIL! Any time I get to hike and camp is a good time. The only bad thing...the Lummox wussed out and cut the trip short because of rain. What a pansy! Well, I need to get ready for this weekend at High Knob, so I'm out...BITCHES!

HELL YEAH...Day Two Crushing LeConte!

It was day two of the Hiking Machine on Mt. LeConte. It was flattering with all the adulation that I received at LeConte Lodge. I mean I am THE Hiking Machine! As for the Lummox...he was just like wallpaper...LOL! 

After leaving the Lodge I crushed trail all the way down the Alum Caves Trail to Newfound Gap Road. I know I created memories everyone at the Lodge will remember. Oh, the probably forgot the Lummox or never noticed. Well, I'm out...BITCHES!

Day One At LeConte...HELL YEAH!

Hell yeah Daddy! I'm up at LeConte Lodge 6,000 feet up! We hiked up here because I was competed a night's stay because they wanted a Hiking Machine rub! While I was the guest of honor the Lummox had to pay for his stay (double the normal rate). I carried 200+ pounds of dead weight five miles. Now, I'm just relaxing in my rocking car at my cabin...nice! Well, there will be more tomorrow, but for now I'm out...BITCHES!