Well, I know everyone has been on the edge of their seats for my blog on my trip to Mount Rogers NRA (National Recreation Area).
There have been technical difficulties the last few days. The Lummox didn't want me to tell you how I carried him on this trip, how I ran off a bear and whooped a "stallion" pony! I also did what a Hiking Machine does...CRUSH TRAIL! Any time I get to hike and camp is a good time. The only bad thing...the Lummox wussed out and cut the trip short because of rain. What a pansy! Well, I need to get ready for this weekend at High Knob, so I'm out...BITCHES!
A wood booger attacked my ex-mother-in-law once not realizing she out-weighed him by 200 pounds, and her breath was twice as funky as his b.o.. Long story short, it was no contest, and the taxidermist damn near shit himself when she dragged his dead ass in to get stuffed.
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