Sunday, May 31, 2020

MAX PATCH!!!! I Am Here & You're Not!

Hey Mouthbreathers, Pete here guess where I am? Where your not, getting warm. Camping getting warmer. If you said Max Patch then you got it! 
The Lummox droves up to "the Patch" even though he took us to a closed road and we had to go around. 

Best part we have a site away from the mouthbreathers...as Kite Man says "HELL YEAH!" Anyway, got to enjoy the sunset that you are not! So, from the Hiking Machine to you...I am out BITCHES!

Tuesday, May 26, 2020

Summer Is Almost Here On Memorial Day Weekend in SW Virginia


So, the weather finally cleared...a bit which means it was time to head to the Cabin in Fort Blackmore. The main thing on the agenda (as always) was mowing and weed eating.  I finished the mowing part on Saturday and as reported by Pete we went hiking Sunday morning up to Wood Booger Ridge. It was a good hike.











Early Memorial Day morning as Pete and I headed out Dad got a call. The reason I mentioned this as it will come in to play later. So, we headed up to Russell and then Robert Knob. It was when I stopped here so Pete could go "Down the Rabbit Hole" I heard the tractor start so I  figured it had something to do with the phone call. Dad was gone by the time I got back. So, I took off my old wet boots and got things ready.







About an hour or so later Dad came back and one of our neighbors had gotten their truck stuck on the road that goes left at the creek bridge. Dad took the tractor to help get it out, but couldn't get to it. So he needed to come back from the other side to pull it out. That means going up, then down past the second barn though the neighbor (who was stuck) down the road to the truck. So, he needed my help, but I was going even if he didn't ask. Anyway, I put my cordless electric chainsaw on the tractor bush hog, put on my extremely wet boots, and followed him over (you knew I would like it). I knew past the first gate heading down towards the second barn there was a tree that needed cut out of the road/trail. However, since I  was down there earlier in the month there were two more fallen trees to cut out.






What was cool was I never been down this road before. Funny thing it is even rougher than the one to the Cabin. One cool thing was an old Cabin, that had collapsed. But we got the truck out and then we headed the rest of the way down the road then back to the Cabin. I will have to add this to my hikes.
















Before I go I just have to say something about those 20 "hikers" who had to be rescued at Devil's Bathtub just up the road from where I was at. Oh, and no I wasn't one of the 20, Pete would never ask to be rescued. I didn't hear about the hikers until I got home, but it rained pretty hard Sunday so I am not surprised this happened. If you want to reduce the risk of needing to be rescued and not have a great spot, like Devil's Bathtub, closed. One, read the weather report. Two, be prepared like dry clothes or warm clothes. Three, don't camp in a flood plain and finally (this may be the toughest) don't be stupid!





Well, that was my weekend in Southwest Virginia...it went better than some.


Monday, May 25, 2020

Monday Funday On The Trail...HA, HA, HA!

Pete here on a fun Monday out hiking. I will be heading back to St. Clair, but the Hiking Machine decided to get another quick hike in and dragged the Lummox up Russell and Robert Knobs. So, to the mouthbreathers...suck it! To everyone else I am out... BITCHES!

Sunday, May 24, 2020

Setting An Example Out Hiking Because Your Not!

Yes, the Hiking Machine here out on a beautiful Sunday morning on the only place you want to be...the trail! 
I am up here on Wood Booger Ridge near the Cabin. Not a soul around, except the Lummox! Just the way I like it! The one thing that never changes, the Lummox complaining, but I will let it pass.

Oh, yes I am wearing my mask. I don't need it, but I want to be an example to all of the mouthbreathers who will be slobbering on each other in their church pews. Well, can't do much for stupid... anyway, Pete out BITCHES!