The Hiking Machine Is Back...WOOOOO!!!

WOOOOO! Let me say that again, WOOOOO! That's right BITCHES, Pete here and I am where you are not...ON THE F****** Trail!

I don't care that it's a pansy paths at Buffalo Mountain. I don't care that the Lummox looked for his stupid flowers. Oh, and I don't care about running into mouth breathers...I am back on a real trail. Also, your not! HA, HA, HA BITCHES!

Oh, I had to add...I went to White Rocks too! WOOOOO!